My Little Corner of Nerdy

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nadja-kannichen: So me and my older sister were watching National Treasure 2 last weekend. Well, it got to the scene where Nick Cage’s character makes a big scene in Buckingham Palace. All my older sister could says was, “I bet Arthur would be one the phone with Alfred, screaming at him. He would be all like ‘There are Americans making a scene in MY BLOODY PALACE!’ I nearly died.

Alfred a couple of your ruddy people are making a scene in MY BLOODY PALACE! And then they snuck around and went through the Queen’s desk! MY DESK!!!!!

How would you like it if I came to your place and went through your president’s desk? HM!

Arthur chill out man. It’s just a desk. Did they steal anything or kidnap the Queen? No. So how about you breathe a little.

And we all know you couldn’t go through my boss’s desk. Your manners prevent you from doing so. XDDDDDDD

I-I could get some of my people to go through the desk! And they were close enough to kidnapping the Queen!

Right Artie I’m sure. But they didn’t so relax, drink your tea, and resist the urge to call me every single time one of my people annoys you. I can’t take the constant calling due to your lack of a sense of humor.

A few days later~

ARTHUR!!!!! ONE OF MY IDIOT STAFF PEOPLE LET IN THOSE SNEAKS AND THEY WENT THROUGH MY BOSS’S DESK!!!!! HE’S PISSED AND THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!! TT^TT

I TOLD YOU I WOULD SEND MY PEOPLE, BUT DID YOU LISTEN? NU-UH! FRANCE JUST TOLD ME THE SAME TWO PEOPLE WENT TO HIS COUNTRY TO MESS AROUND HIS STATUE OF LIBERTY! IS THIS TRUE?

WHAT THE HELL DO I CARE ABOUT FRANCE!!!! THIS IS MY BOSS’S DESK AND HE SAYS THEY DIDN’T STEAL ANYTHING, BUT-!

Oh….. Oh crap….. !@#$

Alfred? Alfred! ALFRED! What’s happening?!? BLOODY HELL BOY ANSWER ME!